1. Jose said “$55 for moving your house” After the move, Jose said “I meant $55 per hour!” You are the reason Jose’s are stereotyped, Jose.

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  2. Company movers to move big house things tomorrow: $380. Unknown movers I found on Craigslist just now to move same things today: $65. 0_0

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  3. Many roads packed with bird eaters. People feeling obligated to eat even when not hungry. Should we have Welcomegiving Fridays for chickens?

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  4. Awesome: BlackFriday special now active on www.BillieBoutique.com ! Among other things, 30% off all new collection! Hurry, valid only today

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  5. One day, Turkeys will get legal protection from being eaten & pursued for celebration. KFC will rejoice with crispy Turkey strips.

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  6. 12:04am. Thanksgiving for many. How many Turkeys are you going to torture & kill today?

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  7. Should the Thanksgiving days be holidays? Are you working today, tomorrow & Friday?

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  8. Imagine fast food places offering full refund on food you do not like after a maximum of 2 small bites or sips. Would you eat out more?

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  9. Holidays are here. Time for many businesses to show you lots of love. Love that you deserved back when you did not spend enough.

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  10. What is the maximum number of times you would call your significant other in a week, when they were not around you?

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  11. Would you consider a restaurant service or food to be lacking if the waiter forgot to include the yummy orange garnish on your plate?

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  12. Being up for 39 hours & working on a single website for the last 12 hours through the night = 0_0 + 0_0 - :D - :) = :O ?

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  13. In the last 7 days, what is the longest you have gone without leaving your home and thus staying inside?

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  14. Would you get jealous or act differently if someone that you may like online gets a new best friend or a girl/boy friend?

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  15. Good morning. Your mission, should you accept it, is to figure out whether or not you want kids in your life.

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