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Professionalism: Instead of saying “WHY THE HECK ARE YOU TAPPING MY SHOULDER YOU CREEPY...

May 31st

OMG I LOST 17 FOLLOWERS!!! I’LL KILL MYSELF!!! *LOOKS AT KNIFE*…well…*LOOKS AT...

May 31st

Smell like bird sounds, Bes is lost in a crowd, and the rabbit is hungry after the wolf. ♫...

May 31st

Option 1: I reply to all @ ‘s with “Thanks for the @ .” Option 2: I reply to each...

May 31st

“If I’m not on Twitter and I’m not on Bright Kite, do I still exist?” said...

May 31st

Throwing ripe tomatoes at you, was the bestest thing that Bes, can do, that Bes can do, for you ♫...

May 30th

Staring at a wall can be better than staring at a monitor. Unless the wall is behind the monitor,...

May 30th

BrightKite is to Twitter what Planes are to….?

May 29th

“Never fly between a person and their bright kite.” - Zain

May 29th

Sometimes u’ve to cook a chicken, u learn with Milana in the kitchen, little hunger’s...

May 29th

“Never stand between a person and their tweet.” - Zain

May 29th

“I ain’t sleeping. I’m just blinking longer.” - Zain

May 29th

Red Bes whine, you make us feel so kind, kind of like wanting to be flue’ed by the swine ♫...

May 29th

I love Comcast, for without it I may not remember repeatedly what not having internet feels like.

May 29th

He “watcha thinking?” Me “french” He “0_0 seriously” Me...

May 28th

Je vu drais parle *better* francais through my previous notes! *reading*

May 28th

Motivation = yummy. Worked 6 hours on an issue & fully applied my custom solution at around 7am....

May 28th

Is Google Android more stable than Windows Mobile? While I like HTC Touch Pro, seeing @Alexiel...

May 28th

People close to their marriage dates acting rude, egocentric, narcissistic & stupid: not my...

May 27th

Over 2k emails & messages waiting for me. I’ll reply to everyone soon. If you do not get a...

May 27th

After 1600+ miles of driving for 5 days & 2 very interesting days, I’m back. Or maybe...

May 27th

In Kettleman City. Life: Go back, or go back? :O

May 27th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “OMFG yesterday & today = :D 0_0 :D 0_0 :O 0_0...

May 24th

O.O

May 24th

Extinguished a fire outside after 5 minutes of..Bes Thing…& called a fire truck. Right...

May 23rd

They say it is a bad idea to run with scissors, even if it is to answer a ringing phone. They were...

May 22nd

One reason to convert a home into an office is to have work meetings there. No more “:O I r...

May 22nd

2am & Zain calls cause I aint awake. “Bes help me unravel this tummy ache! Ate some sushi...

May 22nd

Professionalism: Instead of saying “Idiot! I waited 3 hours & your package didn’t...

May 21st

An agency that works for you & then you pay them whatever you think is appropriate. Brilliant!...

May 21st

Hi! :) Add me on MySpace http://tr.im/ltup Facebook http://tr.im/ltuv Plurk http://tr.im/ltuG...

May 21st

Good morning! How are you? :) Your mission for today, should you choose to reject it, is to mix...

May 21st

Many think that if I log off twitter, I’m either going to sleep or committing suicide....

May 21st

E is for Bes Eagerly trying to Energize Envious @EmmyAppleSeed to make her Eat Every Easter Egg....

May 21st

One herd, one bird, Bes surd, custard. One word is all Bes needs to know ♫ http://blip.fm/~6pgwt

May 20th

Hi again! Fellow @BillieBoutique is having 1 day only mega spring sale on designer brands! Happening...

May 20th

I don’t care if Monday’s blue, if Bes don’t exist then who r u? :) Thursday always...

May 20th

If you can write on paper without thinking about publishing that paper, you can blog without...

May 20th

http://Blip.fm/BesZ was down yesterday because they added video support now. :) Interesting

May 20th

Hi! :) Fellow @BillieBoutique is having 1 day only mega spring sale on designer brands! Started just...

May 20th

Cow Revolution! “Cows with Guns”, by Dana Lyons. Song presented to me by @swiv. Thank...

May 20th

Thank you Comcast for disconnecting 4 times in less than 60 seconds. Between 9:45 and 9:48pm. Very...

May 20th

Hyper Bes: “OMFG I FORGOT CHOCOLATE BOX IN THE TRUNK FOR 2 DAYS!!!” Professional Bes:...

May 19th

“Can’t hop now, won’t you go, I’d never let knoww ooo..I turned around when...

May 19th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “OMFG I WAS SO SLEEPY I PASSED OUT & DROOLED HAHAHA...

May 19th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “My brain’s not working right now?!”, I say...

May 19th

Ok everyone. I’m still alive in some forms. Will be replying to everyone in the next 12 hours....

May 18th

100°+ in drive from LA to SF & car a/c giving hot air! If i don’t make it home, will you...

May 17th

USSR! I’m driving back to USSR! No sleep for long time, eyes not opening, and I’m...

May 17th

“Tell me what you’re eating, I’ll eat it with you.” - Zain. “Touch...

May 17th

Is it love is it love is it love is it love is it love? or is it pub is it bub is it cub is it hub...

May 17th

Where do you go, my lovely! [*you know who you are ;) , if you’re not only in my head that is...

May 17th

I wonder about people throwing up while reading upside down msg. Maybe me feeling dizzy &...

May 17th

Some1 msg’ed me warning if 1 more upside down msg from me, ǝɯ ʍoןןoɟun ןן,ʎǝɥʇ! ok ok i r...

May 17th

“The Geek’s busted” comic - http://tr.im/lyjN - by @ZinaComics for @LineAtallah at...

May 17th

sǝq ƃuıʍouʞ ‘ƃuı,oɯǝ ‘uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ‘uʍop & dn ƃuıdɯnɾ ‘ƃuıןƃƃıƃ...

May 16th

˙sı ǝɟıן ǝsןǝ ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ & ןɐuoıssǝɟoɹd ‘ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʍ sı sıɥʇ ˙ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıƃɐssǝɯ...

May 16th

Ok, arrived in Southern California after 5+ hours & 450+ miles drive. What do I do now? 0_0...

May 16th

In Buttonwillow Carl’s Jr. drive thru. Cow dung smell everywhere! People gagging. WTH? Wish...

May 16th

Bes time. I’m going to see Angels & Demons now. Then deciding to either drive to Oregon to...

May 16th

Elmo Meets Barney. You should too. ♫ http://blip.fm/~6d7he

May 15th

Add me!! MySpace http://tr.im/ltup Facebook http://tr.im/ltuv Plurk http://tr.im/ltuG BrightKite...

May 15th

http://tr.im/ltAi Rejaw shutting down like others with no details! Byebye! Bye Bye Bes’s Rejaw...

May 15th

If Elmo became the official sponsor & spokesmodel for any non-iPhone phonnnne, would you forget...

May 15th

You Mandolay while in Mandolay seeing the one and only Mandolay in Mandolay. Elmo Dizzy. Mandolay! ♫...

May 15th

The mirror talks to @DreamyEyes ♫ http://blip.fm/~6bl3l

May 15th

“Zain’s Daily Life Be This.” PhotoBlog...

May 15th

@JerineLay wants to sing this, changing “Cheri” to “Bessy” ♫...

May 15th

I say this to the mirror all the time? ♫ http://blip.fm/~6bggf

May 15th

Bes doesn’t sleep. Zain passes out.

May 15th

Many self-bragging-professionals have YUCKY moods. They talk nicely when you talk $ &...

May 14th

If in doubt whether an action is professional or narcotic, think of what Elmo would do. I did, for...

May 14th

If Elmo was made to watch all the MLM video links I get through twitter, I would say “ELMO...

May 14th

Why is Elmo’s mouth always open like Elmo got harassed by Big Bird at night?...

May 14th

Ok, everyone! :) Focusing on shadows now. I’ll reply to everyone on twitter, brightkite,...

May 14th

@KatieKapow’s Part one of new 4 part series. Extra special preview featuring the beautiful...

May 14th

Check out Emmy Appleseed’s gros..brilliant writing blog, http://tr.im/lj2Y ,by @emmyappleseed:...

May 14th

My 4th tweet ever to be deleted by me. I don’t think I like deleting tweets or status updates....

May 14th

Drive 47 miles to give him a ride. Come back home. Get phone call. Drive 47 miles again to give him...

May 13th

#surdrawkcab ?skcurt 5 ni ereht era sgab ynam woh ,kcurt a ni srac 3 era ereht dna ,rac a ni...

May 13th

?tuo gnissap retfa neppah peels seod rO ?won peels I dlouhS

May 13th

Pic: “Paint the World in My Blood.” On Twitpic...

May 13th

They say putting knives into wall sockets is a bad idea. They were right. *still shaking*

May 13th

Hey @SteveSchuitt, sorry, I’m breaking up with you :(

May 13th

D is for Bes Dying to Deliver the Deliciously Dark chocolate Delight to @DreamyEyes by Dawn. -Bes...

May 13th

For 3 days, I do not know if I am falling asleep or passing out. How to tell? Hmmm. My life. Ohh, my...

May 13th

C is for Bes Crazily Crying because of Craving for Caramel Custards made by the Crazy Californians....

May 13th

Comcast dying again, 1:16am pst. Should I cry, or should I eat cheesecake? Hmm, no cheesecake, so...

May 13th

I’m asking why, every day. I’m asking every, every which way. ♫ http://blip.fm/~66b1j

May 13th

Photo “Things me belong to.” On Twitpic...

May 13th

@emilydstine : Can a hippieee love an iPhone? Or toast bread? or eat at Subway? Or know how to...

May 13th

1st writing for me by the famous Emily D Stine @emilydstine - “Why we should finally listen to...

May 13th

“A tweet in infamy!” - Zain

May 13th

Can’t understand some online status, e-mail, tweet, writing or msg? I’ll translate it...

May 13th

Also try dj music by @Ananyah http://tr.im/lbAl - add it to http://tr.im/kCvS & you’re...

May 12th

The difference between people who act “professional”ly creepy & me is that I can...

May 12th

Bes Passing Out = Bes falling asleep while talking to someone. Waking up, panicking, talking &...

May 12th

Got home..OMFL 397 emails to reply to? WTF DEPRESSING I DONT WANNA LIVE ANYMORE! WTF WT…hmm...

May 12th

Look at size of that mosquimonsterto!!! WTH? At Tuk Tuk Thai...

May 12th

At Barney’s in Berkeley. Hi everyone! :) It r cold!

May 12th

Life at night. Using straw to become Scatman John. Mark...

May 12th

With Mark @PhoneTrips , host of the Slurpcast Talk Show. At...

May 12th

At Tully’s Coffee, Berkeley. What should I get? You...

May 12th

Jessica, hi! Is this the new car? Very clean. No hanging...

May 12th

Me train is here! Starting search for Katie & Jessica in...

May 12th

For Katie the Train Drooler. Lady on train. :p

May 12th

In Bus # 9 now. Off to the train station. 7 people besides...

May 12th

Missed bus because I was on wrong opposite side of the road....

May 12th

Ok, leaving for the bus stop. Pictures and updates of today to be shared with you all? Hmmmm. Ok,...

May 12th

Getting ready to go meet @PhoneTrips. Have to take 55 minute bus route on 4 buses to cover 4 miles...

May 11th

I r started talking like “I r Bes. I r wondering…” in offline life & phone...

May 11th

Came back from hospital! Yaay. Found out what it is. It’s not contagious [only through my...

May 11th

RT: Photography: “Realization.” Night Series. 2nd stage. TwitPic http://tr.im/kXCV Photo...

May 11th

RT: “Forever in shadow & Forever in dead” at http://tr.im/kZuk

May 11th

The real meaning of An Angel for Bes. ♫ http://blip.fm/~61452

May 11th

What happens when I find out that the “CRITICAL” msg you e-mailed, texted & tweeted...

May 11th

Since @vewe gave me the swine flu, I’m going to go out & spread it. If I spread something,...

May 11th

“Forever in shadow & Forever in dead” at http://tr.im/kZuk - Hmmmm. Maybe my 3rd pic...

May 10th

0_0 Hospital called asking where I am 0_0 :@ After I waited in pain for 2+ hours in waiting room...

May 10th

Don’t have bird flu, aids, cancer, sars, alcoholism. Maybe what I have here is a faliure to...

May 10th

Now is perfect time to write poem instead of sleep under a couch when I feel like a sick cat beaten...

May 10th

In emergency waiting room. lol. Stomach feeling very bad & body too. Emergency in modern world...

May 10th

Not feeling well for 1st time in 8 months. Something in health starting to be bad. Will reply to...

May 10th

B is for Bes the ill Being Bashed for Bashing the Biased Bullying nature of the Boring silly Boys....

May 10th

“Realization.” Night Series. 2nd stage. TwitPic...

May 10th

*zzz* building shaking. earthquake? shaking every few seconds. w/e. huge stomach ache. just gonna...

May 10th

Ok I must go to sleep or else bad things will happen. Bye bye*waves….book comes...

May 9th

Waiting for those Nigerian “business” e-mailers to join Twitter! I r want to help...

May 9th

OML! Drooling over cool Respiratorrrrrrs. i want! http://tr.im/kUbJ http://tr.im/kUc4...

May 9th

Hmmm. Birds outside fighting each other I think. 4:31am. Loud. I wonder: has anyone ever seen 2...

May 9th

When will discrimination against night humans end? I want to eat, watch movies, play, jump, dance,...

May 9th

A is for Bes eating Avocados to Avoid Alphabetisizing All of the Angry Adults Avoiding Apples. -Bes...

May 9th

RT @BesZ: Photograph - “Thoughts.” Eyeography Blog http://bit.ly/H39Y5 Flickr http://tr.im/kTNX...

May 9th

Ok, everyone. 1st picture of Night Series uploading right now. Unless I’m called by my...

May 9th

Ok, everyone. 1st picture of Night Series uploading right now. Unless I’m called by my...

May 9th

Bes’s [MEEEEEE] Night Series photography available today for 1st time in history [omg!]. 3...

May 9th

They say a real pervert just wants to touch its victim, much to victim’s demise, to get...

May 8th

I’m gathering people to oragnize a coupe against the the whale that brings down Twitter with...

May 8th

All BrightKite, Facebook, MySpace & Plurk people are dancing right now because Twitter is down...

May 8th

When you sing & dance to this 1 of greatest Life songs at 3:40am in parking lot, cops come. ^^...

May 8th

What real relationships are made of ♫ http://blip.fm/~5ubeb

May 8th

Let me tell you what a guy like Bes, whose heart is in pieces & who knows what tears taste like,...

May 8th

The wasted soul is the one which gets used by someone who is sad, and which gets thrown to the side...

May 8th

Sleep is when you wake up realizing you fell asleep on anything other than a bed. I do not have a...

May 8th

How many people think teletubbies is cute? Please raise hands or let me know so I can think more.

May 8th

Business cards: for when you don’t want to pay immediate attention to what people are saying...

May 8th

Business cards and the words “expert” & “professional” can be your best...

May 8th

Secret: I close curtains, attach full volumed speakers, & dance and sing this when I wanna...

May 8th

Dream: That time’s coming. Last heart pieces. After this maybe cant give anymore until given a...

May 8th

To @demiwood “I got the tweets, only You got the brain, let’s make lots of...

May 7th

Good morning! 5:57am here. The obsessive twitter birds chirping & tweeting outside. What are...

May 7th

387 e-mails. Around 89 online msgs & replies. 7 missed phone calls. 4 voice messages. In 6.5...

May 7th

Meow! 10 ways to be creepily obsessive so that I ewww you! What I’ve been dealing with in the...

May 7th

One of the many Bes ways to deal with obsessive people is to act obsessive with the obsessive...

May 7th

I notice an influx of depressed, obsessive & childish people on twitter. What’s up? Is...

May 6th

“Say hello to my little tweet!” - Zain

May 6th

Psychotic Twitter Birds chirping. 6:46am. Sleep & then go meet a musician/singer client &...

May 6th

Looking for an awesome music station with the coolest and bestest songs? Check out @DreamyEyes...

May 6th

Time to say good night to whales, kites, no space kids, hi 5 folks, no book faces, & pictures...

May 6th

I wonder this every night, and right now too! Someone’s at the door! *hides* ♫...

May 6th

The possibly greatest soundtrack end title in history is also the only hidden meaning of my life ♫...

May 6th

New Policy: confront stupid people directly, and if they hide, block them further. Time to stop...

May 6th

Everything that she says is what’s really XO ♫ http://blip.fm/~5odsb

May 6th

Want to meet people so serious that you think they may slap you for smiling? Eat at Pleasant Hill...

May 6th

I sing this every time I avoid cat on the road ♫ http://blip.fm/~5o4ja

May 6th

Bes’s Preemptive Unfollow is when Bes unfollows someone before they have a chance to unfollow...

May 5th

””“”“”“”“I’m alive” - Zain”...

May 5th

One of the qualities in Zain is the art of detatchment. I’m turning off all online...

May 5th

Ok, Mr. Love Connection Bes all done. 2 hours 3 minutes to decide what I shall be tomorrow. DM me...

May 5th

OOOPPSS!! Made a mistake! Liquid Love was by DJ Yahel from Israel, NOT Tiesto!!...

May 5th

Question: Why did Bes cross the road? Answer: To follow a chicken to the other side.

May 5th

“Love means never having to tweet you’re sorry.” - Zain

May 5th

www.newegg.com, for hungry people like me who love eating new eggs. *goes to site…no...

May 5th

The scary thing about being the Mr. Love Connection Bes for the day is the bombardment of MSN msgs...

May 5th

Awesome cartoon by Zina for TELEGRAPHE http://tr.im/kuiv. Reminds me of http://tr.im/kuio :)...

May 5th

Have a love question? Burning desire for answers? Ask away, and Mr. Love Connection Bes will answer...

May 5th

Maybe greatest pop-folk-rai song XO! Arabic. Abdel Kader by Khaled, Algeria http://tr.im/ktvB 4...

May 5th

Extra extra! @ArtByChrysti ‘s cat Sophie is on the market! Looking for a bf cat! Found some...

May 5th

Extra, extra! @ananyah’s dog is up for pimpi.. I mean, outsourcing! Contact me for details. 5...

May 5th

72 love connections today! I’ve no clue who I’m anymore. Are you lonely? Is your cat...

May 5th

1 of the greatest house-trance-mix songs ever made. XO! English. By DJ Tiesto, Israel...

May 4th

1 of the greatest house-trance-mix songs ever made. XO! English. By DJ Tiesto from Israel. Video...

May 4th

Israeli, Palestinian & Jordanian DJ’s working together to create peace music. Awesome!...

May 4th

Can I be the one? What I try to remember to ask in the dreams before I fall asleep. ♫...

May 4th

Tip of the day: Answer your phone calls with “Mr. Love Connection Bes here, how can I connect...

May 4th

Love advice: Love thy neighbor’s chocolate cupcakes. And connect your neighbors to Mr. Love...

May 4th

Good morning is when Mr. Love Connection Bes says good morning.Everyone has a love connection, but I...

May 4th

New poem by me & @rmilana - http://tr.im/ksvp - “Waves of Freedom”

May 4th

It’s 5:13am. Do you know where your love connections are? Good night, everyone. Good night...

May 4th

Love is when I think of chocolate, & I think of twitter, & I choose chocolate. Love...

May 4th

Love advice: While snorting cocaine is not a nice option if you can’t fall asleep because of...

May 4th

The Official song of Mr. Love Connection Bes. Dedicated by @milagro888 . Listening to it while...

May 4th

Since I’m Mr. Love Connection Bes for today, send me your profiles or msg me. I’ll find...

May 4th

Ladies and getlemen, and lonely and unlonely whales: please welcome Mr. Love Connection Bes. I exist...

May 4th

Professionalism is when, instead of saying, “HELL F*$&*&^ YEAH 2 more minutes to end...

May 4th

4 suggestions for what I shall be tomorrow: Dancer Bes, Modeling Bes, Garbage Man Bes & Mr. Love...

May 4th

3 very interesting suggestions as to what I should be tomorrow. Dancer Singing Bes, Modeling Bes,...

May 4th

There are 2 hours and 6minutes remaining in Professional Bes Day. Suggest anything you wish for me...

May 4th

Professionalism: When Comcast suggests I change modem for 5th time this year, I say “That is...

May 4th

Since today is Professional Bes Day, I have noticed 665% more productivity in my “analyze...

May 4th

Today is Professional Bes day. I am very professional today. What would you like tomorrow to be? It...

May 4th

Professionalism is when instead of saying “OMFG YOU SUCK YOU $*$*$*”, you say “I...

May 3rd

A real professional never shows any emotions. Because he/she does not have any emotions. Be like me....

May 3rd

Since today is Professionalism Bes Day, whenever I want to say “LMFAO” or...

May 3rd

Get ready, everyone. Tomorrow, Sunday, May 2nd 2009, is serious, professional Bes day. ^^ Midnight...

May 3rd

“Show me the tweet!” - Zain

May 3rd

They say putting a laptop on your lap for hours can burn or hurt your legs. They were right....

May 3rd

“Wanna start a new life but it seems to be rather absurd when I know the truth is that I...

May 3rd

Quit your job in

May 3rd

Break up in

May 3rd

Many people use quotes as replacements for original thought. “A kick in the ass is worth two...

May 2nd

The bank just told me they can’t cash a check today “because today’s...

May 2nd

Heart is what exists to be broken, so that it’s existence can be found. And then you...

May 2nd

Where am I again? O.O

May 2nd

Gooood morning! How are you today? Fact of the today: I do not wake up because it’s morning....

May 2nd

This is a tweet. Yes, seriously. No, really, it is. This is a tweet! 0_0 ohh come on! I am serious!...

May 2nd

¿ǝsןǝ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ¿ɟןǝsʎɯ ǝqʎɐɯ puɐ ¿ʍoןןıd ǝɥʇ puɐ ¿ʇǝʞuɐןq ǝɥʇ puɐ doʇdɐן ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝq oʇuı ʇǝƃ oʇ...

May 2nd

For someone…. ♫ http://blip.fm/~5eheo

May 2nd

@DreamyEyes, begin your day with this :) *waves* ♫ http://blip.fm/~5edgk

May 2nd

An official nomination as the Zainism religion’s official song. :D ♫ http://blip.fm/~5ed4p

May 2nd

OK! Found the headphones. Found them in a place that, well, if I tweet about, everyone shall throw...

May 2nd

Ok, have you seen my headphones? I have them in my hand, I laugh, & then headphones not in my...

May 2nd

One of the greatest words & dreams for me. Literally. ♫ http://blip.fm/~5e8iu

May 2nd

For me the greatest smileys ever made are in Yahoo Messenger. They’re how human smileys in any...

May 2nd

Being on Twitter is like being at Cheesecake Factory. You laugh at Denny’s people, & you...

May 2nd

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May 2nd

˙˙ʞuıɥʇ ı ˙ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ı puɐ ¡sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ı uǝɥʍ sı ssǝuıddɐɥ

May 2nd

Thanks Comcast for being down 32 times this week. For me, you’re now officialy the worst ISP...

May 2nd

My 30 day notice to landlord. My template for everything in...

May 2nd

My 30 day notice to landlord. My template for everything in life

May 2nd

Where am I? O.O

May 1st

Morning is when you pretend to wake up to the light of the laptop monitor screen. Good morning...

May 1st

OMG! I’ve the SWINE FLU! I’m coughing, throat hurts, nose all red!!! :( Or is it the...

May 1st

Why the desert also sparked romanticism in me! ♫ http://blip.fm/~5btdz

May 1st

If you’re happy I’ll be online soon clap your hands *CLAP CLAP* If you’re really...

May 1st

At the Lafayette Bart. Mark @PhoneTrips just left for SF....

May 1st

Had an awesome show with Mark & Wes. :) LMAO. You’ll hear it soon. Off to get ice cream....

May 1st