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Back in the Bay Area. The heat, strange gas prices, and “Blocked id” phone calls have...

Jul 1st

The next never-met online-person to call me & complain that I now have “Helio” phone...

Jul 1st

Heat in Bay Area right now is different & yummier than the heat in Orange County. Or is the...

Jul 1st

Your mission for today, should you think about it over “breakfast”, is to think of 1...

Jul 1st

“It’s 9:45pm! %$&*! All good clubs/bars closed now. :( ” Heard that in Irvine...

Jul 1st

Just hung out with some Nordstrom-loving people who think that Nordstrom Rack people are the same as...

Jul 1st

Hmmm, today the “Ifyouconnectillkillyouiswear” wifi connection in Irvine r named...

Jun 30th

Which friends group? Group 1 : Go bowling. Group 2 : Go see Hannah Montana. Group 3 :...

Jun 30th

Jamba Juice girl just said “Hope you have a very mangoishly veggie day!” after giving me...

Jun 30th

For you, is breakfast something that can be eaten anytime, or only when you wake up in the morning?

Jun 30th

“Imagine the end if you want to observe it.” Photography by Bes Zain. On Eyeography...

Jun 30th

Hmm, my laptop just found a wifi connection named “Ifyouconnectillkillyouiswear” - 0_0....

Jun 29th

Apparently wifi connections on the bus in Southern California are as solid as the wifi connections...

Jun 29th

Why are you online today? :) I’m online to wonder why I’m online.

Jun 29th

Do you act stupid online? Do you know Stupid Online People? Thoughts: http://tr.im/q7NR

Jun 29th

No non-Asian waiters/cashiers at Asian restaurants & fast food places in Orange County, &...

Jun 29th

Fail Whale better than BrightKite error message I saw today? “This server is temporarily...

Jun 29th

Google Blog Search mainly showing commerical websites with the word “blog” in their name...

Jun 29th

More & more & more, I don´t know what we’re gonna do…More & more & more,...

Jun 28th

In Bay Area, the acceptable time to start calling craigslisters seems to be at 8am. In Orange...

Jun 28th

Your mission for today, should you wonder why there are always Bes missions, is to realize what your...

Jun 28th

“Ancient people looked like this after showers.”...

Jun 28th

If everyone at the party is literally already passed out when I get there, I wonder what to do. Then...

Jun 28th

I wonder how many people passed out in the boring heat in Southern California today. Orange Juice is...

Jun 28th

Heh, every 2nd person in Orange County that wants to hang out asks if I brought my car. Do you want...

Jun 28th

Why are more and more strangers sending me Facebook flairs that ask me to buy them stuff? 0_0

Jun 28th

Came 99 miles to San Diego to buy zoo tickets from a craigslist seller. When I got here, he said...

Jun 27th

Have you ever gotten annoyed by anyone online so much that you ended up blocking them? -...

Jun 27th

Free RAP ROCK PUNK ELECTRONIC Oakley concert with the famous Mortal Mic! 7pm tonight! Directions:...

Jun 27th

On Facebook? Add me on facebook then :) http://tr.im/ltuv and enjoy the ever-growing world of apps...

Jun 27th

There can be a rating system for online people. Rate people on how they act offline when you meet...

Jun 27th

Are you on any social network where you only keep in touch with one person?

Jun 27th

Did the legal troubles of Michael Jackson, regarding the young children, affect your reaction to his...

Jun 27th

Your mission for today, should you choose to assign it to someone else, is to think of 1 thing you...

Jun 26th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “HAAHA dont give out your shticky Amex business card when...

Jun 26th

“Her. Me. Light. Words.” Photography. On...

Jun 26th

Let’s see if the Long Beach party invitation txt “cm! u wnt eva leav, zain!” means...

Jun 26th

Good morning. Your mission, should you choose to make missions from it, is to think of 1 thing you...

Jun 25th

It seems there is a medical term for everything from laughing a lot to never laughing. What do you...

Jun 25th

Didn’t know having my phone # on Facebook would get me invited to Arizona tonight by drunk...

Jun 25th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “%^&* you, %$#@ you, !@#$ you, and you, @*&...

Jun 25th

I want to tweet my order in a McDonald’s drive-thru instead of saying it into a crappy...

Jun 24th

Her: “Father’s Day! Because the remaining 364 days he’s an asshole not worth...

Jun 24th

Your mission, should you like it, is to answer this: How would you react to someone online who is...

Jun 24th

Paid $99 to add 5k online friends? Pay me only $9 to lose all those friends! My Secret: Delete Your...

Jun 23rd

In 36 hours, have driven past 8 different billboards which used the word “funeral” in...

Jun 23rd

It’s 1:53am. Time to start getting ready. What are/were you doing at 1:54am, PST?

Jun 22nd

Road To Professionalism: Add Skittles, Kit Kat & Toblerone to your boring, unprofessional work....

Jun 22nd

Obsessive people are those who, once blocked by you, start adding all your contacts & friends....

Jun 22nd

Obsessive people who throw around the word “love” without knowing what it means scare...

Jun 21st

One of the biggest anti-Turk movies in history also has 1 of the greatest human character profiles...

Jun 21st

Professionalism: Instead of saying “WHO THE %$&@ R U & why r u sitting on TOP of MY...

Jun 20th

I love the taste of Starburst in the morning.

Jun 19th

Would you drive 200 miles to get a small piece of chocolate that you cannot get near you? Suppose...

Jun 19th

Want to win a $75 gift certificate at the famous Billie Boutique? Answer 1 question & win!...

Jun 18th

Your mission, should you choose to be confused by it, is to figure out whether not drinking any...

Jun 18th

Back. Had a very good time today! :) And going to sleep before midnight tonight for the first time...

Jun 18th

Is something interesting because you say it’s interesting, or do you say something is...

Jun 17th

Back. Hmmmm.

Jun 17th

It’s interesting to see my chalked drawings from last night at the Walnut Creek train station....

Jun 17th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “You ain’t getting a ride from me on this small...

Jun 17th

Berkeley loves chalked pavements. Walnut Creek hates chalked pavements. Find my drawings at the...

Jun 17th

It’s ok to draw faces, boxes, & toasters on Walnut Creek pavements. It’s not just...

Jun 17th

They say it is a bad idea to drop a pen into a toaster and then to try to get that pen out with your...

Jun 17th

It’s 11:51pm. The day for me has just begun, as always. Who wants to do something? Up for...

Jun 17th

Back from Starbucks & the meeting. Meeting was awesome. Did not get anything at Starbucks. Do...

Jun 17th

Off to a company meeting in Antioch by the famous Starbucks. In your view, will Starbucks be...

Jun 17th

Fun comes naturally. Always. You can plan your steps towards it, though actual fun comes to you...

Jun 17th

Hi. Your mission for today, if you choose not to choose it, is to think of 1 thing you did yesterday...

Jun 16th

Will one day society make it necessary for us to say “Good night” online in order to...

Jun 16th

No more “Now.” The new wave is “when? Ok, then.” Try it. Ask me something,...

Jun 16th

Can you think of any single thing or element or rule, without which something said or done would not...

Jun 15th

Your mission, should you get traumatized by it, is to figure out whether or not you can live a whole...

Jun 15th

Is Swine Flu an attempt by the infamous Pigly Terrorist Group to save the pig species from total...

Jun 15th

Professional Obsession Should Be A Motion In Formality. ♫ http://blip.fm/~891vj

Jun 15th

Make sure you control your signatures. A txt like “HEY ZAIN GUESS WHO? - John” may make...

Jun 15th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “I r hungry, we r go eat now?”, I say “Do you...

Jun 15th

Zain: “If I don’t update my online status for a day, does that mean I don’t...

Jun 15th

Is it professional for Bes to say “I prefer watching Sponge Bob to watching “I’m...

Jun 14th

Your task, should you skip it, is to figure out the influence any specific religion has on your...

Jun 14th

Avoid contacting me if you wish to enforce & promote your religion & stereotypes onto me. 2...

Jun 14th

For you, is it time to sleep because it is night, is it time to sleep because you are sleepy, or...

Jun 14th

Which of the two, “Yes” or “No”, do you usually say when someone suggests...

Jun 14th

Just got a CircuitCity www.CircuitCity.com e-mail offer. I thought CIrcuit City was dead &...

Jun 14th

The Bes Professionalism Calculator: LOL + OMG + WTH + HAHAHA Nice + I see + That is strange + It is...

Jun 13th

Yesterday was the last day of Analog TV in America? 0_0 Didn’t even realize, notice, feel,...

Jun 13th

Zain: “Is it still a “Nigerian Scam” if it says “I’m SGT Joey of U.S....

Jun 13th

Will “OMG dangerous city because lots of minorities here!” change into “OMG...

Jun 13th

Good morning! :) Your rejected task is to find out how personal your work is for you: Very personal,...

Jun 13th

Before you buy 120 count bag of Whole Grain Corn Tortillas, make sure you realize the...

Jun 13th

Ok everyone: Facebook usernames are available :) Choose yours at http://tr.im/olLG - mine is BesZain...

Jun 13th

Why oh why with the power of Spongebob & the terror of teletubbies can we not have home...

Jun 13th

A pen is to a pencil what a blog is to a …….?

Jun 13th

Option 1 : Sleep. Option 2 : Onlineism. Option 3 : Think. Option 4 : Eat. Option...

Jun 12th

Swine Flu now an “official” worldwide Pandemic. http://tr.im/oeM6 . What are your views...

Jun 12th

As of 30 minutes ago, Swine Flu now an “official” worldwide Pandemic. http://tr.im/oeM6...

Jun 12th

As of 30 minutes ago, Swine Flu now an “official” worldwide Pandemic. http://tr.im/oeM6...

Jun 12th

How many times do you type LOL without feeling LOL, without having the face of an LOL, and without...

Jun 12th

Next article for Emmy Appleseed Magazine & The Reasoner almost finished & started,...

Jun 12th

lol. Conscious about dresses like @KatieKapow? =P 50% OFF all evening dresses. Coupon FCBKTWTR 10%...

Jun 12th

Everyone: thanks to @ComcastDete I’d some of the nicest Comcast people call & come over to...

Jun 11th

If you do not know what to tweet, simply think of what you may say among strangers if you were put...

Jun 11th

“Houston, we have a tweet.” - Zain

Jun 11th

Its 2am, chef is gone, Bes is waiting for beef to be warmed. Why wont the cashier take my cc or any...

Jun 11th

Your mission for today, should you not understand it, is to think whether you prefer watching movies...

Jun 11th

I have 3 private beta invitation codes for Thymer - http://www.thymer.com/ - Please let me know if...

Jun 11th

RT @katiekapow: Joint art @katiekapow @besz http://ping.fm/0rjbr

Jun 11th

Sometimes if Bes shouts, its not whats intended, when he cant breath grasps come out, with too much...

Jun 11th

RT @katiekapow: #POTD #photo of the day: Yup, I live here, this is my place. http://ping.fm/SdykY

Jun 11th

Sharing ;)- 50% OFF all evening dresses @ Billie Boutique. 10% OFF coupon code FCBKTWTR for...

Jun 11th

Friend just got mad at me because I started hitting Backspace after accidentally ending up on @Oprah...

Jun 11th

I’ve replied to everyone who contacted me so far [except for some people in the last day]. Let...

Jun 10th

Lately Bes has been giggling at companies that setup new, specific Social Media departments as...

Jun 10th

I want to block my own self on Facebook. When I log in, I want a “You’re blocked by...

Jun 10th

RT @Caryscia: RP @Bakotopia June 14 Fundraiser for Angel Mendoza - lil’ boy blinded by his...

Jun 10th

Your task for today, should you choose to ignore it, is to think of 1 professional & 2...

Jun 10th

What is your view on arranged marriage? Client just told me 7 reasons arranged marriage is good...

Jun 9th

Benefit of working on a laptop on train: I play Bejeweled for 90 seconds with Jerine. The downside:...

Jun 9th

Tried the Sprint Palm Pre. Existing customers pay $549 & new customers $199. Bes is ashamed for...

Jun 9th

Professionalism: Adding “Thank you :D” at the end of all annoying things to make moods...

Jun 9th

Professionalism: Rich + Famous + Talks Money = Follow/Add. Unprofessionalism: hot/cute + blabs a lot...

Jun 8th

The same way tweet is for Twitter, Keet should be for Bright Kite? I keeter. You keeting. He keeted....

Jun 8th

If a tweet is a thought, can that mean that a tweet defines you? Can your existence be the very...

Jun 8th

I feel a shadow, some form of a shadow. All around. It’s there. Me. The light makes me see it...

Jun 8th

It’s times like these that I can realize. Maybe you also. Such times are everyday. Not today....

Jun 8th

Good people & friends can be hard to come by. Wishing the best for me & my friend &...

Jun 7th

RT/RP/Re/FW/Again @katiekapow: #POTD #photo of the day - She’s a beauty in sooo many ways! =D...

Jun 7th

The “new online age twitter psycho” is the one who gets mad at me because I do not reply...

Jun 7th

Do you know any bus drivers who stops at every bus stop when driving their own car at night? I...

Jun 7th

Local bookstores are fun. You find rare authors, rare topics, rare texts & rare self-proclaimed...

Jun 7th

“Pork Love Doesn’t Stop For Swine Flu” - Photography. Poem. Story. Pork....

Jun 7th

Awesome! http://tr.im/nFa9 Microsoft My Phone released! Backup all your phone texts, emails, files...

Jun 6th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “Hey!! why are you putting flyers on my car when I’m...

Jun 6th

Riding on @SFBart is fun, specially when someone catches you taking pics of their drooling...

Jun 6th

…Cause Bes hears a voice who says: I nudge you… I’ll block you… [one of the...

Jun 6th

Are you on BrightKite? Add me! :) http://tr.im/ltuX Not on BrightKite yet? Join BrightKite, &...

Jun 6th

You can differentiate between Online Noise & online crap, though many people never do. I prefer...

Jun 6th

Sprint store next to my place. Sleeping in my room is kind of like sleeping in the line at the...

Jun 6th

Comcast came back online. 7 minutes offline. This is a regular thing for me here in Pleasant Hill...

Jun 6th

Comcast went down completely. Let’s see for how long. 1:05am. Long live mobile ping.fm?

Jun 6th

Just got a Sprint e-mail saying “The Palm Pre is finally here!” - 12:20am. It’s...

Jun 6th

If Bes really uses more muscles to show angry faces, will one day all angry IM smileys require more...

Jun 6th

They say if you forget a cake for too long in a fridge, it turns green. They lied. *notices...

Jun 6th

Remember, it is NOT!! free if it includes a shipping & handling fee, regardless of how you bold...

Jun 5th

I see Online Noise as being treated like a child coal miner. You abuse the child to get $$ &...

Jun 5th

Do you know of any project management tool like Basecamp [basecamphq.com] that is free and can maybe...

Jun 5th

I remember googling for easy words, thinking you may blog. I saw bloggers sitting on seats,...

Jun 5th

Are you on facebook? Add me then! http://tr.im/ltuv And enjoy the new MySpace-clone for apps,...

Jun 5th

“Blank page, blinking cursor” Article by Emily @emilydstine at The Reasoner...

Jun 4th

All men DM her, or at least they think they do, HA! She tries to unfollow them all, but the men...

Jun 4th

Move! There isn’t enough food for 2 of us,...

Jun 4th

Get: palm pre or better touch pro battery? Chicken or beef kabab? Pita bread or rice? Water or...

Jun 4th

If you’re happy being at Costco clap your hands *CLAP CLAP* If it’s unprofessional for...

Jun 4th

Stolen from Africa, brought to America. Even with inaccuracies, it feels better than many textbooks....

Jun 4th

Is HDR slowly becoming for Photography what Abstract became for Art?

Jun 3rd

Till end of all time I’ll be by ur side, always dream that I’m urs & I’ll...

Jun 3rd

Since last night, I want to move from this place solely because this place has Comcast.

Jun 3rd

Figuring out why you tweet, how you tweet, where you tweet and when you tweet can help you figure...

Jun 3rd

F is for Bes Finding good Food to be Friendly to the Fondly Final idea of Freaky Fanatic Fun. -Bes...

Jun 3rd

Waiting for HTC Touch Pro to charge. The most powerful Winmo phone in the world has the yuckiest...

Jun 3rd

I have an HTC Touch Pro and am thinking of switching to the Palm Pre in 4 days. What do you suggest?...

Jun 3rd

What is “work” for you? Is it anything you get paid for, anything you think is...

Jun 2nd

Good morning! How are you? :) Your mission for today, should you choose to skip it, is to think of 2...

Jun 2nd

Many claim to get you 1000 followers. My special program gets you to follow 1000 people! —>...

Jun 2nd

Having brainstorming lunch with the world famous Mark Bernay from the 1971 Esquire Magazine

Jun 2nd

Evacuation canceled! Nooo! y? I wana feel train evacuation! y y *Yells “THREAT LEVEL ELMO OMG...

Jun 1st

Either the train malfunctioned or there’s an Elmo attack. We’re being...

Jun 1st

Professionalism: Instead of saying “omg! so tired about to pass out x_x”, I say...

Jun 1st