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Would you support Obama if he was white? Would you support McCain if he was black? Would you support...

Jul 31st

If you found out you had 5 minutes remaining online, after which you could never ever go online...

Jul 31st

Option 1 : Say “hoo ru?” Option 2 : Wonder who the no-talk-only-breathe caller...

Jul 30th

Any Chinese restaurants where you fate does not end with fortune cookies? I want “No more...

Jul 30th

There are some things in life money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s borrowing...

Jul 30th

Being your same self online and offline can mean poking Facebook people with a steel rod when you...

Jul 30th

Is there any Thai buffet place in the entire universe?

Jul 30th

Only after seeing Kinky locations, toys and tips around his city on Google did Bes realize he had...

Jul 29th

You know you’re in the safer part of San Francisco when the creepy strangers lose interest...

Jul 29th

Off to “guest speak” at UC Berkeley Strategic Marketing 2.0 course. Should I talk about...

Jul 28th

One day, in someone’s dream, gay people will not be allowed to leave San Francisco....

Jul 28th

Disagreeing by stupidly citing the existence of stupid cultural differences[stereotypes] =...

Jul 28th

12:16pm and East Bay area is already 95% dead asleep. There should be 24 hour movie theaters, juice...

Jul 28th

Can 1 subtle sign of a real friend be that you, around such a friend, do not feel like checking your...

Jul 28th

G is for Guys Gesturing Grave Grumpiness for not Gladly knowing the original meaning of the Good...

Jul 28th

Everytime heartless bank cashiers say “How are you doing today?” without actually...

Jul 27th

How do you feel when someone you have never met or chatted with before adds you on MySpace?

Jul 27th

Colorado has drive-thru liquor stores. I want drive-thru bars in California.

Jul 27th

Azure AMF + Philips Screwdriver + Brewski + Fiery Piquant Gump Stop’ped Pinions + Sabbath...

Jul 26th

“Jump end process?” Photography on Eyeography. http://tr.im/u2Eg

Jul 26th

“I don’t need no 140 stinking characters to ignore obsessive people who can’t let...

Jul 26th

Similar Denzel movies: “Inside Man” & “Taking of Pelham 1 2 3.”...

Jul 25th

Your mission, should you weekendize it, is to think of some of the things you will do today because...

Jul 25th

First thought time. What are some of the first thoughts that come to your mind when you hear or see...

Jul 25th

Inside: Grande theatres. Grande atmosphere. Grande previews. Grande feature. Once outside: Grande...

Jul 25th

In Oakland Paramount Theatre. Watching tonight’s feature exclusive: News, Cartoon, Jackpot,...

Jul 25th

Each city police should have its own special doughnut as its official logo. I nominate chocolate...

Jul 25th

What do you call a person who has nothing? Everything.

Jul 24th

Went thru the Jack in the Box drive-thru. Paid cash for 2 burgers. Came home. Found 7 burgers in the...

Jul 24th

If I say “It’s 1:35am, time to find something to eat!”, you would...

Jul 24th

The concept of “Normal” - What is it? The Series. On The Reasoner. http://bit.ly/68Vcf What do you...

Jul 24th

RT @BillieBoutique 1 HOURS LEFT: 70% OFF on coats, raincoats, outerwear @BillieBoutique...

Jul 24th

Maybe….there should be 13 hours in a day. 12 hours of night, and 1 hour of sunlight.

Jul 24th

Do you like using your real name online or a nickname?

Jul 23rd

Did you sleep with the lights on or off last night? Do you like sleeping with the lights on or off?

Jul 23rd

People tweeting me “Add me on facebook/myspace!” msgs & then messaging “Why u...

Jul 23rd

Do you like putting your relationship status like “single”, “taken”,...

Jul 23rd

“There is no Z in coffee?” Photography. On Eyeography. http://bit.ly/9PzBY

Jul 23rd

“”With all due respect” can turn thoughts into stupid responses.” - Zain...

Jul 22nd

Would you call any of your online friends a real “friend” if you met them in person for...

Jul 22nd

Awesomer for 2 people in a relationship to decide whose last name to keep as the couple’s last...

Jul 22nd

Do you ever say things online that you would not say offline?

Jul 22nd

“Can’t sleep! Ronald McDonald is under the bed waiting to eat me!”, said Bes....

Jul 22nd

Is there any memory from the last 24 hours that you would like to keep or erase forever?

Jul 22nd

$3 for a pound of fresh fruit from grocery store? ewww! $3.45 for 1/4th pound fridged Starbucks...

Jul 21st

Contra Costa County Authority workers unlocked my front door & walked right in, saying...

Jul 21st

Thank you wonderful online website for making me download “an online form” that I have...

Jul 21st

Your mission, should you Wikipedia it, is to think of one unstereotypical thing you noticed anywhere...

Jul 21st

Do you go to sleep because it is midnight or do you go to sleep because you are falling asleep?...

Jul 21st

“THE PATH TO LIFE IS MADE UP OF LIFE.” Photography. On Eyeography. http://bit.ly/4dJ6x6

Jul 21st

“Question: Are You A Tourist Online?” On The Reasoner. http://bit.ly/3CGxn

Jul 21st

You’re being interviewed by 3 people. In a short 10 minute break, 1 drinks beer, 1 drinks milk...

Jul 21st

People shunning the homeless on the streets + Same people discussing poverty + Same people having...

Jul 20th

Your mission, should you e-mail it, is to realize how many e-mail accounts you have and why.

Jul 20th

Why White guys like Asian chicks: http://tr.im/t7OO Article by my childhood friend @JerineLay. A...

Jul 20th

Does the hot weather affect you & your daily behavior, like wanting to talk to more/fewer...

Jul 20th

Is cell phone the most important technology in your life that you depend on & use the most? Have...

Jul 20th

Does anyone have a definite answer as to why San Francisco hates being called Frisco, San Fran,...

Jul 19th

Your mission, should you choose to be surprised by it, is to figure out what you will do today that...

Jul 19th

Why is talking to yourself in public considered scary, but talking to yourself & saying...

Jul 19th

Is LOOL funnier than LOL?

Jul 19th

Neonlicht auf nackter Haut. Of strange illuminated mannequins. You’re big in Japan so weit, Am...

Jul 19th

Literal: Whenever I say “I’ll jump into shower”, I should actually jump into the...

Jul 19th

For 1 hour of riding fun, which of these would you choose & why: train, car, bus, plane, horse,...

Jul 18th

Your mission, should you choose to pass it on, is to think of the last annoying person you talked to...

Jul 18th

“I’m the guy that steals your cheesecake while you sleep.” - Bes

Jul 18th

What do you think of the Mayan “Prophecy” of the end of the world, and Facebook, in...

Jul 18th

Real customer-oriented businesses don’t “blog” about good customer service to show...

Jul 17th

Skittles are to chocolate what Facebook is to ……?

Jul 17th

Question: Do poorer people go to shopping malls, do richer people go to shopping centers, or...

Jul 17th

Your mission, should you start wondering what is up with me & mission statuses, is to think of 1...

Jul 17th

Do Wendy’s burgers come in aluminum wrappers so that the microwave explosion can kill Bes if...

Jul 17th

Thought: I want to commit online suicide. http://tr.im/sHhE

Jul 16th

Everytime a music band adds me on MySpace, the teletubbies kill a kitten. Please think of the...

Jul 16th

“Jump through no-see/talk/listen zone?” Photography. On Eyeography. http://tr.im/sFJa

Jul 16th

Question: For you, is morning when the sun comes out, or is morning when you wake up?

Jul 16th

A real fun day is a day where you do not have to tell others online that you had a fun day in order...

Jul 16th

It’s not just the future that Bes can see, it’s also his fantasy! ♫...

Jul 16th

Do you prefer McDonald’s coffee to Starbucks? Free McDonald’s Mochas every Monday 7am to...

Jul 16th

50% off all designer clothes at the famous Billie Boutique. http://tr.im/sywF :) Spreading the...

Jul 16th

Found out at Fresh Choice that there is such a thing as Yellow Flesh Watermelon. And people say you...

Jul 16th

Your mission, should you google it, is to think of one organization of any kind you may want to call...

Jul 15th

Freezing myself with Katie at the Oakley Pier after a day of bizarre heat & melting. Lots of...

Jul 15th

I’ve been productive in this very hot weather. I wrote my will, & here it is: “If I...

Jul 15th

102°F in Pleasant Hill. Time to go to 102°F Oakley & eat Popeye’s. Frozen chicken sounds...

Jul 14th

Irrelevant people acting moody to you for no reason? Increase & control their moodiness &...

Jul 14th

Sometimes, bed is the awesome chaser to the awesome shot of life you had outside of bed, so that you...

Jul 14th

Your mission, if you are hungry, is to think of something you want to eat today that you did not eat...

Jul 13th

It should be unnecessary to always define something as a picture, a poem, a writing, or something...

Jul 13th

Are you getting sober because you’re not happy when you’re drunk?

Jul 13th

Having your parents or family on facebook? Yes? No? Good? Bad? Chocolate? Veggie? Here is 1 answer:...

Jul 13th

Every night is like the longest night of my life. Tonight feels like the longest night of my life.

Jul 13th

“The Life is the night.” on Eyeography. Photography. http://tr.im/s2PN

Jul 13th

The myth of Colognes. There are no Colognes. Only Perfumes. by Michael Alcaraz. http://tr.im/s2yL

Jul 13th

Sandwich options. Option 1: Subway. Option 2: Quiznos. Option 3: Starbucks. Option 4: Homemade....

Jul 12th

Bicycling after a while can be hallucinative. You may not know if you biked 3 or 33 miles. And the...

Jul 12th

Plans to go bicycling could be slowed down if the bicycle does not fit in the car. Or on it. Or...

Jul 12th

Pleasant Hill skies covered in a firey yellow glow. And it’s raining! Fire? Judgment day? A...

Jul 12th

Realizing a real friend is like finding out you love the night. You don’t say...

Jul 12th

Leaving the phone at home & having breakfast in Berkeley means a busy “24” freeway...

Jul 11th

˙ʞuıɥʇ ı ˙ǝuıluo ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɹɐ ǝuılɟɟo uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıǝq ɟo sʞɔoɥsɹǝʇɟɐ uʍop ǝpısdn...

Jul 10th

Contest: $250 Alexis Bittar necklace giveaway. Details at http://tr.im/rO8l . By @BillieBoutique....

Jul 10th

The greatest SF day creates chalked coats & chalk covered phones. Chalked coats are yummier...

Jul 10th

On Facebook? Then add me http://tr.im/rz2l and enjoy wall posts, pokes, photo comments, & Mafia...

Jul 9th

So many “Mafia” Wars & Family invitations on Twitter, Facebook & MySpace, I...

Jul 9th

One day, society will view people that do not go online every 6 hours as being mentally unfit &...

Jul 9th

Professionalism: Instead of saying “wtf, 7 times in 15 days you knock on my door by accident,...

Jul 9th

Your mission, should you dream about it, is to think of one thing you’re doing today that you...

Jul 8th

“Observing looking away…” Photography. On Eyeography. http://tr.im/rh7h

Jul 7th

You may have seen Elmo attacking different things in SF yesterday. I had nothing to do with it. I...

Jul 7th

If 75 degrees in San Francisco is cooler than 70 degrees in Pleasant Hill, do the standard...

Jul 6th

Your mission, should you start to time it, is to think of what you were doing 12 minutes before you...

Jul 6th

Tip of the night: It is a very unique and awesome element to realize the differences among passion,...

Jul 6th

Is Popeye’s the official alternative to KFC, with KFC being mostly in “richer”...

Jul 5th

“You’re gonna tweet a bigger note.” - Zain

Jul 5th

“Gravity of Love” - by Enigma - Remix 2. One of the greatest remixes for me ever,...

Jul 5th

What are you using to be online today? Your own computer, laptop, someone else’s, cell phone,...

Jul 5th

Have people exit freeways & redirect them back onto freeways immediately. Closing exits not an...

Jul 5th

Same things advertised for New Year’s & other holidays being advertised for 4th of July....

Jul 5th

“The fall is the fun?” Life. On Eyeography http://tr.im/qU8J

Jul 4th

Your mission, should you be fireworking, is to think of the things you would do today that you...

Jul 4th

Things in life should be natural. You can create influences, thought things should remain natural. A...

Jul 3rd

Funny how many people do not keep in touch normally, and when you contact them randomly, they go...

Jul 3rd

Your mission, should you wonder why you have to read missions, is to ask me, if you wish, a question...

Jul 3rd

10 hours of thirst & heat in driving & Sacramento. Got home now, at 10:47pm. What did you do...

Jul 3rd

Sacramento to my home: Google Maps = 1 hr 7 mins. Sprint Navigator = 2 hrs 39 mins. A nearby...

Jul 2nd

Hmmm, Sacramento is so hot! Do terminators need fans?

Jul 2nd

Your mission, should you choose to think about it, is to think of 1 Facebook friend you want to hang...

Jul 2nd

Back in the Bay Area. The heat, strange gas prices, and “Blocked id” phone calls have...

Jul 1st

The next never-met online-person to call me & complain that I now have “Helio” phone...

Jul 1st

Heat in Bay Area right now is different & yummier than the heat in Orange County. Or is the...

Jul 1st

Your mission for today, should you think about it over “breakfast”, is to think of 1...

Jul 1st

“It’s 9:45pm! %$&*! All good clubs/bars closed now. :( ” Heard that in Irvine...

Jul 1st

Just hung out with some Nordstrom-loving people who think that Nordstrom Rack people are the same as...

Jul 1st