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Behind the miles of driving high, they seemed like liquid doves, liquid doves, Liquid Doves! ♫...

Aug 29th

It’s 1:45am. What are you doing right at this exact moment?

Aug 29th

Extreme Christians hating Obama & all Muslims because of Ramadan + Extreme Muslims hating all...

Aug 28th

5-North freeway signs showing San Francisco & San Jose at equal distance from Orange County only...

Aug 27th

2:19am means the upcoming night time driving is being thought of because of the rays of light &...

Aug 26th

If you have 50 dollars to spend at any food place, what will you get?

Aug 24th

Meet client at —> Option 1: Cheesecake Factory. Option 2: Their house. Option 3: Their...

Aug 24th

Good morning. Your mission, should you accept it, is to figure out whether you prefer living in the...

Aug 24th

Have you ever slept with a co-worker?

Aug 23rd

Stereotypical Professionalism: Instead of “Yes, I talk a lot instead of doing anything”,...

Aug 23rd

Economists & Media counting stocks & bank performance as the main way of declaring fading of...

Aug 23rd

Do you know any place in the universe where I can get free unlimited Orange Juice refills?

Aug 23rd

Do you share your towels with others? Do you have more than 1 towel?

Aug 23rd

At Ommeelleettee place in Costa Mesa with Melanie, & ordered a burger. Lol. Should’ve...

Aug 22nd

Is having a wedding shower, where guests are invited to bring gifts for you, an evolved form of...

Aug 22nd

Strange for people to get upset if I do not add them back on Facebook or Twitter. Same as forcing...

Aug 22nd

Friday Invitations —-> Option 1 : Los Angeles hot dogs. Option 2 : Irvine movies....

Aug 21st

Live music is indeed awesome. @kiasuchick was right. Specially with real Coca Cola bottles, imported...

Aug 21st

Lucy Walsh just finished. Tears for Fears next. DTLA SoundFM...

Aug 21st

“WTF zain, u moved to craphole San Fran & dont wanna surf no more??!!?”…after...

Aug 21st

My first trip to Southern California without a jacket or muffler may also be the 1st time I feel...

Aug 20th

If you remember the exact time certain people txtd or emailed you, does that mean you’re...

Aug 20th

Good morning. How are you? Your mission, should you choose to think about it, is to figure out what...

Aug 20th

What would you do if your boss or a co-worker added you on Facebook, MySpace or Twitter?

Aug 20th

RT: What happens to your online accounts once you die. http://bit.ly/2JyJfH On TheReasoner.com

Aug 20th

Almost 36+ hrs of no-sleep means the “5 hour Energy” drink works for 1 hour on the...

Aug 19th

Having an apartment complex laundry room means Bes gets to notice a man dry a tiger suit with...

Aug 18th

Next time a cashier at any place asks you “How are you doing today?”, start telling them...

Aug 18th

“Light can take away life.” Photography on Eyeography. http://bit.ly/ukoj3

Aug 18th

“Because I need some money” is not a reason of an answer to the question “Ok, why...

Aug 18th

Would your life change in any manner if weekends lasted from Friday till Monday, & workdays...

Aug 18th

To sign up for Metro PCS account in person, you have to tell the staff your “Secret Question...

Aug 17th

While Video could not kill the Radio Star, Internet is trying to give the original TV a scar.

Aug 17th

Do you think feeling better or feeling that others are inferior, because of owning a MAC or a PC, is...

Aug 16th

Would you be willing to have a baby shower where guests come to celebrate without bringing you any...

Aug 16th

Are you good at parallel parking? Have you ever parallel parked perfectly within 30 seconds of...

Aug 15th

It seems that a lot of waiters pour water into your glass using techniques designed to give you and...

Aug 15th

H is for Happy Homeless Hippies Happily Hugging Hallucinatory Hyper Holograms. -Bes learns the...

Aug 14th

“The Devil’s Tomb” movie credits listing the African American girl as...

Aug 14th

One day, Martial Law in San Francisco would mean that tourists with cameras would not be allowed to...

Aug 14th

Why does FedEx Kinko’s say you can e-mail them your files anytime, when if you do, you are...

Aug 13th

Just saw someone sitting in front of us in the BART train look at the windows to see and...

Aug 13th

If you were at McDonald’s and got a $100 McDonald’s gift card that expires in one hour,...

Aug 13th

Would you pay Comcast more money to have your problems looked at and fixed within an hour of you...

Aug 13th

If you can’t stand the heat, turn on the fan and open the windows. Then continue using the...

Aug 12th

If you die, what happens to your online accounts? - http://bit.ly/2JyJfH - On TheReasoner.com

Aug 12th

Thank you US Postal Service, for losing my priority mail & saying “Oakland...

Aug 12th

Twitter comes & the world says Web 2.0 is life. Tr.im dies & the world says Web 2.0 is...

Aug 11th

A good burger may require the onions, tomatoes, cabbage, lettuce and gallons of shiny oil to not...

Aug 11th

If Mondays are depressing for you because of the end of the weekends, you can expand your weekends...

Aug 10th

Online registrations requiring you to show you’re a humanoid by having you click on links sent...

Aug 10th

Living in Berkeley and colorful peace signs alone do not qualify as hippiness. Living, traveling...

Aug 10th

When you see an old person walking slowly and not able to stand up straight, it is very interesting...

Aug 10th

Would you get a Costco membership just for the free food samples?

Aug 9th

Would you keep using Facebook if it started charging $1 per month?

Aug 9th

One day, an acceptable mainstream excuse for not being online would be “I was taking a nap. :(...

Aug 9th

Could hiding from bees & spraying flies indicate that we may like to attack things which cannot...

Aug 8th

Which do you prefer & why? - Bebo, BrightKite, Facebook, Flickr, Livejournal, MySpace, Offline,...

Aug 8th

“Contrast is life support.” Photography on Eyeography. http://bit.ly/ccl2u

Aug 8th

McDonald’s drive-thru in Pleasant Hill is so complicated, one would expect a prize of an extra...

Aug 8th

Page 38 of SAFETY AT STARBUCKS booklet, 1st Statistic: “All incidents are caused by someone or...

Aug 8th

Page 38 of SAFETY AT STARBUCKS booklet, 1st Statistic: “All incidents are caused by someone or...

Aug 8th

Funny to see people follow or unfollow others online, like psychotic sheep, solely because...

Aug 7th

Bes knew his life was in danger when the post office employees started acting like ex-DMV employees.

Aug 6th

A friend in need is a friend indeed. Unless the friend is the one who got you into the needy...

Aug 6th

Is being desperate to write a status message a good thing, a bad thing, or something else?

Aug 6th

The real emotions can be the slow, relaxed and natural reactions to natural emotional outbursts.

Aug 6th

I wonder if being in the Anthropologie store makes people feel cool because of anthropology or...

Aug 6th

60398 unread messages is evidence that the online world sucks away the soul of those offliners who...

Aug 5th

One thing in life surely better than an uneaten Chocolate Cheesecake. That one thing includes an...

Aug 5th

Why do existing bank customers have to stand in lines to get their money when new customers get to...

Aug 4th

It is 1:34am. How far are you from the surface where you will lie down and sleep when the day light...

Aug 4th

Good things come to those who wait. Good things like hunger and trauma after the Rocky Mountain...

Aug 4th

Ignoring a situation is not always a problem. Ignoring a problem is not always a solution.

Aug 3rd

Smart people usually know where the “Delete” button is.

Aug 3rd

One way to ignore obsessive people is to ignore your own self.

Aug 3rd

“See it, sometimes.” Eyeography. http://bit.ly/DDDVm

Aug 2nd

Falling asleep & waking up means blinking the last forgettable blink, & then realizing it is...

Aug 2nd

Would any of these affect your sleep? 1 : Having bed sheets that say “DO NOT...

Aug 2nd

If the clock says 1:19am, you think ………… [complete the sentence please].

Aug 2nd

“Why White Dudes Like To Date Asian Chicks” - by @JerineLay. http://tr.im/v7Qw

Aug 2nd

Why are there 50 Chinese Buffet places after every 10 minutes of driving?

Aug 2nd

Why did Bes & the chicken cross the road? To watch the KFC torture from the other side.

Aug 2nd

Just noticed that the bottom of the Forever 21 bags say “John 3:16” - hmmmmm. 0_0 :O

Aug 2nd

One way to rescue a cat stuck in a tree is to climb the tree dressed as Ronald McDonald. Kitty stuck...

Aug 1st

Online addiction means you getting upset after reading this sentence because you think I know what...

Aug 1st

Sign you’re in the Bay Area: Cyclists have the right of way at 3:48am. Not trains. Not cops....

Aug 1st