Merry Christmas! Your mission, if you make a stocking out of it, is to think of 2 ways today has been better than Nov 25th.
If you gave someone a very expensive gift, would you get mad if they gave you a very cheap gift in return?
In the Banfield hospital waiting room for 43 minutes now. Imagine how long we would have waited if we did not have an appointment.
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With the sudden increase in the cold weather almost everywhere, you may mistake flu for just a headache. Be prepared.
At Comcast store again to drop modem. Line always this long. Comcast claims “We keep making faster, faster.”
For some, New Year resolutions are like life goals. If previous goals fail, create new goals instead of fixing previous ones.
You will spend more Christmas time… Option A: online. Option B: offline. Option D: working. Option E: listing options.
Comcast tech never came to pick up the modem. Waiting in line for 55 mins at Comcast office didn’t help. Any tips, anyone?
Off to ice skating. Should people be allowed to tweet while ice skating?
Apparently, Pleasant Hill KFC cannot customize your order. Was the Colonel a staunch supporter of the original variety of Ford colors?
Why does “Good Morning” get more hours than “Good Afternoon” & “Good Evening”?
Do you have an unlimited calling or text plan? If so, do you use more than 1000 minutes/texts a month?
You associate christmas with: Option A: Christianity. Option B: 11 depressing months. Option C: saving money at 99 Cents Only Stores. Option D: children sitting on laps of old men.
What is the single online activity that you spend the most time on? Staring at the blank browser screen counts.
