Why are you on twitter? To make friends? To sell stuff? To fall asleep? http://bit.ly/5lgt74
Funny how there are campaigns to help you love recycling, democracy & pets, but no campaigns to help you love the rain.
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Good morning. Your mission, should you be joyous about it, is to figure out the gifts you want for yourself this year.
Thought of the moment: Anger is the result of both immaturity and maturity.
Why are you ignored by all other waiters who do not serve your table up until when you put down your cash or cc to pay?
All courses for the year finished. Time to focus on fun & work 24x7. Time to get married? ;)
What is the difference between a person smiling at you creepily and a person smiling aggressively?
Californian restaurants have “Maximum capacity XX” signs posted in them. Their restrooms do not. Does that mean 2 or more people can legally use a restroom at the same time?
Why do we not see that many app updates or releases by Google for Windows Mobile, and by Yahoo & Microsoft for Android?
Good morning. Your mission, should you relax about it, is to think of one stressful thing you did last week that you will avoid this week.
If cops eat a lot of donuts, why do many of the unsafe cities have more donut shops than their neighboring cities?
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How many holiday gifts have you noticed in stores, newspapers and on TV that clearly have nothing to do with the holidays?
Does the DMV act nicer during the holidays, or do they have the license to be themselves throughout the year?
