1. Why are you on twitter? To make friends? To sell stuff? To fall asleep? http://bit.ly/5lgt74

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  2. Funny how there are campaigns to help you love recycling, democracy & pets, but no campaigns to help you love the rain.

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  3. Ever got a rude waiter? Then read “10 Rude Things Waiters Do To You” - The Reasoner - http://bit.ly/718iVe :)

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  4. Good morning. Your mission, should you be joyous about it, is to figure out the gifts you want for yourself this year.

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  5. Thought of the moment: Anger is the result of both immaturity and maturity.

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  6. Why are you ignored by all other waiters who do not serve your table up until when you put down your cash or cc to pay?

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  7. All courses for the year finished. Time to focus on fun & work 24x7. Time to get married? ;)

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  8. What is the difference between a person smiling at you creepily and a person smiling aggressively?

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  9. Californian restaurants have “Maximum capacity XX” signs posted in them. Their restrooms do not. Does that mean 2 or more people can legally use a restroom at the same time?

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  10. Why do we not see that many app updates or releases by Google for Windows Mobile, and by Yahoo & Microsoft for Android?

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  11. Good morning. Your mission, should you relax about it, is to think of one stressful thing you did last week that you will avoid this week.

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  12. If cops eat a lot of donuts, why do many of the unsafe cities have more donut shops than their neighboring cities?

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  13. Tweeting a lot? Try making some money through your tweets http://ad.ly/refer/553024716 Also win a FREE Macbook Pro [please RT]

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  14. How many holiday gifts have you noticed in stores, newspapers and on TV that clearly have nothing to do with the holidays?

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  15. Does the DMV act nicer during the holidays, or do they have the license to be themselves throughout the year?

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